You’re getting my 3 best, battle-tested cold email templates—responsible for landing deals from $1,000 to $1,000,000+.
✅ Results in Hand: Flips the power dynamic and makes prospects chase you (for once).
✅ Win Both Ways: Responsible for 7-figure contracts. (Let's see what you do with it!)
You’re getting paid. (Assuming you send these emails.)
More specifically, you’re getting the 3 cold email angles + templates I’ve battle-tested over the last decade across thousands of tests and millions of emails.
Unless human biology changes… the psychological triggers baked into these will keep them sitting atop Email Everest.
I'm Andrew Walton, cold email connoisseur and C-list internet personality.
If you've ever received a GOOD cold email, odds are it's either one of mine... or has been inspired by one.
Can we trade places? I spent thousands of hours and a small fortune to land on these 3 specific emails...
Whereas you can pick them up here for just 5 bucks.
These templates don't work because of some "secret words" that require you to be Shakespeare. They're designed to copy → tweak → send... right out of the box.
Then I’ll know you sent 0 emails.
But I'm not here to hold your $5 hostage. If for whatever reason you're not satisfied with your purchase, just email me within 30 days and I’ll refund you.
Good instinct. I believe in demonstration before escalation.
If (when) these templates deliver you wins for just $5, you might get excited about the ROI on my bigger, fancier, programs... and have the capital to invest in them.
Consider this my audition tape and the song, "Money for Nothing".
If your industry only buys based on bribery and nepotism… probably not.
For everyone else who sells B2B? You're golden.
I’ve personally used them in SaaS, coaching, consulting, agencies, and B2B services. These templates are built on psychological triggers that work across any offer, any niche.
There are 1.1 billion websites out there... the universe would experience heat death before you get through them all...
And even if you did - you STILL wouldn't find emails like these.
Of course!
Drop that big ol' $5 bill, try out the emails for 30 days, and if at any point you think "I want my 5 bucks back", just email me and it's yours.
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*Earnings and income representations made by BLUNDERS TO BRILLIANCIES, INC, thefreelancerfastlane.com, and their advertisers/sponsors are aspirational statements only of your earnings potential. These results are not typical and results will vary. The results on this page are OUR results and from years of testing. We can in NO way guarantee you will get similar results